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#101

fu s :smiley:


#102

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[16:05:28] .exe: ^ exactly


#103

.exe added Lonerville to this conversation.
Nick (Gocnak) forgot that Skype has /me
Dom [UnrealCanine] murders .exe
Matmo faps


#104

[04:52:50] Smedius/D4rw1N: Exec are you fucking serious…? Have you ever heard about fucking normal ass keyframes
[04:52:57] Smedius/D4rw1N: Are you fucking serious you stupid fucking asshole
[04:53:22] Smedius/D4rw1N: Keyframes are what you use when you want something to fade into something else in an effect
[04:53:25] Smedius/D4rw1N: Why…
[04:53:26] Smedius/D4rw1N: Oh…
[04:53:28] Smedius/D4rw1N: why,…
[04:53:33] Smedius/D4rw1N: Would you fucking cut a segment up
[04:53:35] Smedius/D4rw1N: UInto
[04:53:42] Smedius/D4rw1N: 20 000 fucking pieces
[04:53:46] Smedius/D4rw1N: So you could add…
[04:53:47] Smedius/D4rw1N: The sam,e
[04:53:49] Smedius/D4rw1N: effect
[04:53:50] Smedius/D4rw1N: OVER
[04:53:52] Smedius/D4rw1N: AND
[04:53:53] Smedius/D4rw1N: OVER
[04:53:57] Smedius/D4rw1N: A FUCKING GAIN
[04:54:00] Smedius/D4rw1N: INSTEAD
[04:54:02] Smedius/D4rw1N: of adding
[04:54:05] Smedius/D4rw1N: A NORMAL AS
[04:54:07] Smedius/D4rw1N: FUCKING
[04:54:09] Smedius/D4rw1N: KEYFRAME
[04:54:14] Smedius/D4rw1N: YOU STUPID ASS FUCKTARD
[04:54:25] Smedius/D4rw1N: WHY U LEAVE ME WITH THIS FCKIGN SHIT
[04:54:27] Smedius/D4rw1N: REALLY
[04:54:28] Smedius/D4rw1N: FUXCÄK
[04:54:43] Smedius/D4rw1N: EXEC
[04:54:45] Smedius/D4rw1N: FFS
[04:54:53] Smedius/D4rw1N: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[04:54:54] Smedius/D4rw1N: OMG
[04:54:56] Smedius/D4rw1N: YOU…
[04:54:57] Smedius/D4rw1N: FUCK
[05:00:58] Nick Roth: PS exec he’s drunk
[05:01:32] S.: I guess next time someone else will do the video
[05:01:34] S.: GG intuition
[05:01:40] S.: you never seize to feil me


#105

That one was hilarious as he was typing it. He was SO DRUNK. He paid like $30 just to get to the gas station and back home by cab instead of waiting like 25 mins for the bus lol.


#106

Meanwhile, in Swedenlandishland


#107

00:07 - .executλble: kiss pokegrill!
00:07 - S.: NO
00:08 - .executλble: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

this is priceless.


#108

[01:30:11] λpruno: hey, the guys who are surviving from very high jump
[01:30:17] λpruno: they must do jumpbugs or edgebugs
[01:30:28] .exe: jumpbugs probably
[01:30:35] .exe: the ones who survive failed parachute landings
[01:30:37] λpruno: or even sloped surface bug
[01:30:39] .exe: look at them bounce
[01:30:44] .exe: when they touch the ground
[01:30:44] λpruno: yeah
[01:30:46] .exe: totally jumpbug
[01:30:48] λpruno: jumpbug

http://wiki.sourceruns.org/wiki/Jumpbug - for those who don’t know how it works


#109

[4:31:35 PM] .exe: when we die we just stop existing
[4:31:44 PM] .exe: we cant think or anything anymore
[4:31:50 PM] .exe: we just dont exist
[4:31:52 PM] λpruno: how can you know ?
[4:31:57 PM] λpruno: you’re dead already ?
[4:32:01 PM] .exe: WELL SURELY THERE MUST BE AFTERLIFE
[4:32:03 PM] .exe: DUH
[4:32:08 PM] .exe: afterlife is for PUSSIES
[4:32:17 PM] .exe: no such thing
[4:32:19 PM] .exe: really
[4:32:34 PM] λpruno: well, you can’t have any during life so i hope there’s an afterlife for you
[4:32:36 PM] λpruno: BURRRNRNNN


#110

During ESA, made my day.

[00:04:49] Jeralulz: quad runs in now
[00:04:54] Jeralulz: pushes everything away
[00:05:01] Jeralulz: rages and does hl22 as a SS run
[00:06:07] .exe: HAHAH
[00:06:20] .exe: with flames bursting from the window
[00:06:26] .exe: and taake playing
[00:06:29] .exe: in the background
[00:06:30] Jeralulz: ya
[00:06:32] .exe: how badass that’d be


#111

Somehow Oasiz came up with the ingenius idea of rapidly editing your last skype message and adding a space in the beginning so it looked like it was slowly moving towards the right of the screen.

[01:52:09] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): I know a competition
[01:52:12] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): both do a O
[01:52:17] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): and race to the edge of the screen
[01:52:22] Smedius/D4rw1N: O
[01:52:26] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): O
[01:52:26] Smedius/D4rw1N: You’re gonna win
[01:52:29] Smedius/D4rw1N: oops
[01:52:29] Smedius/D4rw1N: O

[01:53:43 | Edited 01:54:18] Smedius/D4rw1N: O
[01:53:48 | Edited 01:54:07] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): O
[01:53:52 | Edited 01:54:17] Adam Kuczynski: O
[01:54:13] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): I can’t do this :smiley:
[01:54:19] Adam Kuczynski: my arrow keys suck
[01:54:20] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): I am laughing too much
[01:54:23] Adam Kuczynski: laptop keyboard
[01:54:28] Smedius/D4rw1N: I lol’d like fuck too
[01:54:29] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): this is the most stupid and genius idea ever
[01:54:33] Smedius/D4rw1N: YES
[01:54:34] Smedius/D4rw1N: Hahah
[01:54:40] Max Ylitalo (oasiz): track & field skype edition
[01:54:51] Smedius/D4rw1N: Looks so retarded when they’re all slowly moving away


#112

That’s genius : D


#113

IGE JOIN US PLS


#114

holy shit, who would have thought this topic would still be alive and active exactly 4 years later?

Original thread btw: http://z7.invisionfree.com/HL2DQ_Temp_Forum/index.php?showtopic=345


#115

This is not from the group/chat, but I’m just going to leave it here for the future generations.

This is not speed run. it's like use cheating: you are use holes in textures, etc. you cross half game over the air. this? is not honestly, I think. IMHO - this is not rightly - to go like it. It is immitating of complete of the game. Sure - you make global and cosmical work. You are exxellent spec. But it is not speed run...And the end is sux. And one of you has problem - hi is looking for the asses. For Doggy-doggy ass too. how old him? 11? 12?But it was looking perfect. Not game - speed!

#116

[8/25/2013 9:29:40 PM] Jared ‘50-Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Wow, when did you learn programming?
[8/25/2013 9:29:49 PM] gocnak: right now myself and drkabob and cbenni are working on a server-side script that handles positional data sent via UDP packets
[8/25/2013 9:29:51 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: HOLY SHIT THAT’D BE AWESOME
[8/25/2013 9:29:55 PM] gocnak: uh like 2 years ago
[8/25/2013 9:29:59 PM] Jared ‘50-Centaur1um’ O’Brien: REALLY?
[8/25/2013 9:30:01 PM] Jared ‘50-Centaur1um’ O’Brien: WHAT THE FUCK
[8/25/2013 9:30:03 PM] gocnak: Java
[8/25/2013 9:30:07 PM] Jared ‘50-Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Oh
[8/25/2013 9:30:08 PM] gocnak: but nonetheless programming
[8/25/2013 9:30:15 PM] gocnak: C++ I’m currently learning
[8/25/2013 9:30:20 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: [00:30:06] Nick (Gocnak): Java
[00:30:09] Jared ‘50-Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Oh
[8/25/2013 9:30:20 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: HAH
[8/25/2013 9:30:33 PM] Jared ‘50-Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Well, I thought like C++ programming
[8/25/2013 9:30:35 PM] jeratrollz: [Sunday, August 25, 2013 6:30 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N:

<<< HAHwhat I was thinking
[8/25/2013 9:30:37 PM] Jared ‘50-Centaur1um’ O’Brien: I know Java too
[8/25/2013 9:30:43 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: Dat disappointment


#117

I’ll follow exec’s example and post somebody else’s quote. Namely a YouTube comment on DWaHMoV. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a stupid YouTube comment on a speedrun before…


Best DWaHMoV Comments
#118

[2:08:44 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: http://z7.invisionfree.com/HL2DQ_Temp_Forum/index.php?showtopic=319&st=0
[2:09:05 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: oh god I made a post in that
[2:09:12 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: Haha this is surreal
[2:09:23 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: wooow
[2:09:25 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: hooly fuck
[2:09:31 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: This is the thread that I got my script from
[2:09:37 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: WHAT
[2:09:39 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: which is how I started speedrunning in the first place
[2:09:43 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: Haha oh god
[2:09:47 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: HOLY FUCK DARWIN YOU’RE THE REASON I’M A SPEEDRUNNER
[2:10:18 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Congratulations, you single-handedly created SourceRuns
[2:10:37 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: HAHAH
[2:10:45 PM] Smedius/D4rw1N: Wooow


#119

^Haha. I just love when stuff like that happens. It’s just awesome to see what happens in few years. :stuck_out_tongue:


#120

Fucking. Mind. Blown…

Oh and a quote from the first episode of the SourceCast:

“Gabe Newell played the game for us.” - Nick “z1mb0bw4y” Roth, 2013