Figured there’s some pretty hilarious stuff that comes up in the Steam chat for the group. My first contribution.
Combine: Soldier TYPICAL: i’m watching men
Bad Horse: …
Combine: Soldier TYPICAL: watching watchmen*
THAT’S NOT MY NAME. WHO SAID THAT!i need a hug…Not like any of you are going to give me that now. 
I’d offer one, but my arms are covered in potassium.
NOT THE POTASSIUM
“No, that’s basically the only thing I drink. It also makes me horny” - Jared on whiskey.
"Yep, my body is weird."Who said that?
“It’s the only way I’m gonna… stab your face in.” - Jared on doing all nighters.“There’s something about chinese food that just makes me want to… strangle a kitten.” Jared on Chinese.“Don’t say I won’t remember because I won’t.” Jared on moderation.
:lol:
“TYPICAL: i’m not fucking gay -.-” LMAOLIES
Potassium Horse: SUCK MEI think he’s trying to tell us something.
I was trying to tell you about my inner turmoil.
When I invent a safer way to kill people, I’ll mention you.
Inexistence: [VGN]Vantage : playing tf2 with my own weapon skins is there anything more ossum lolInexistence : GirlsTYPICAL: they’re not so awesome
Hey Cool. Back me up on this. 
gilrs i think r awesum sometimes but not usually cuz usually i cant talk to them cuz they wont to talk about stupid things but when some times i meat a girl on a tf2 server its fun cuz she medics me and we flirt and stuff 2
QUOTE (typical @ Oct 29 2009, 11:33 PM) Hey Cool. Back me up on this. Why? We all know you are queer and proud. Don’t try to deny your species.
Make me.
[GGG] Spookyman-X: i can do little kids really well