Route: This one’s a bit intense, and we’ll likely want to make a second segment, though one segment is preferred. ABH to the seam glitch and go through the orange portal to trigger the speech. Detach the nearby camera and leave it on the ground. Do the seam glitch again and make your way OoB to have a portal under the fizzler. Object preserve the camera to the elevator. Then use peek-a-portal to go back into the room with the glass floor to open the elevator door, and peek-a-portal back. Enter the elevator holding the camera. DO NOT LET THE CAMERA FALL BELOW THE ELEVATOR IN BETWEEN SEGMENTS.
And once you’ve done all that, congrats. You’ve spent 20+ hours of your life helping us save 2 seconds.