I wish teleporting worked IRL (yeah, not physics, whatever). I would totally set my node point to NYC, and have a friend tap me on the head with a book. Why does this world have to suck ;_;
Haha, pro find!
Be the ultimate librarian
Can you find this book please?
Sure -whacks self-
Her it is -whacks again-
Could you do that to uncooked food? Throw a book on it, and have it cook itself.
Could maybe SPD it?
Friction would cause it to warm up and therefore get cooked.
Warning. SPD is not a toy
Now I want to do that. What is it?
Definitely gonna try that and then stand on top of it. I will fly 
This is realistic 