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#1

If you don’t want a carrot now, put it in a ziplock bag and bury it then you have a treat in 3 years I live alone.


#2

I cant read anything, pls better quality.


#3

Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep


#4

ok why is there a body in your fucking bath


#5

I don’t know about you but I usually put my body in my bathtub too.

Good carrot advice.


#6

Are you really questioning anything that’s unusual about Jared’s house?


#7

Dude, who leaves towels all over the bathroom floor?


#8

It’s so I can text while laying in the tub.


#9

You know the lines in that book are there so you have a basis that you can use to write stuff down without getting all messy.


#10

todays and now weathet


#11

:expressionless:


#12

Fucking Christ, sorry. I should not have admin privileges when I’m intoxicashied