If you don’t want a carrot now, put it in a ziplock bag and bury it then you have a treat in 3 years I live alone.


I cant read anything, pls better quality.


Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep


ok why is there a body in your fucking bath


I don’t know about you but I usually put my body in my bathtub too.

Good carrot advice.


Are you really questioning anything that’s unusual about Jared’s house?


Dude, who leaves towels all over the bathroom floor?


It’s so I can text while laying in the tub.


You know the lines in that book are there so you have a basis that you can use to write stuff down without getting all messy.


todays and now weathet




Fucking Christ, sorry. I should not have admin privileges when I’m intoxicashied