# Awesome Group Quotes

**URL:** <https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664>\
**Category:** Off-Topic\
**Created:** [July 31, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664 "2009-07-31T22:37:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BitRain](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/bitrain/32/208_2.png) [@BitRain](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/BitRain)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/141 "2014-11-11T18:36:53Z")

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Facade

He plays Facade for like 2 hours every day,  
[1:38:40 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: WHAAAAAAAAAAT  
[1:39:06 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Dude, I want to see his playthrough of that game  
[1:39:10 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: imagine how awkward  
[1:39:20 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: oh my god, imagine if that’s how he’s trying to become socially normal  
[1:39:24 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: it would explain a lot  
[1:40:09 AM] BitRain: That’s what I thought, he plays every day trying to get the right conversation and not get thrown out  
[1:40:19 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: HAHAHAHAHA

Mountain Jew

[1:47:08 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: [1:46 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh:

\<\<\< how about we segmented speedrun call of duty advanced warfare to 10th prestige instead of this shitty old game, isn’t it a cool idea guys?great idea  
[1:47:26 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: I’ll begin renaming the website to [callofdutyadvancedwarfareruns.org](http://callofdutyadvancedwarfareruns.org)  
[1:47:37 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: catchy, right?  
[1:47:49 AM] noah.bratcher50: Kreygasm  
[1:47:49 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: Right in the spot  
[1:47:53 AM] BitRain: sponsored by doritos  
[1:48:01 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: or better yet  
[1:48:04 AM] WindedCone: ^  
[1:48:05 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: [fuckwashingtonstateruns.org](http://fuckwashingtonstateruns.org)  
[1:48:16 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: DON’T YOU MEAN DEWITOS  
[1:48:21 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: ^  
[1:48:29 AM] Margen67: what’s wrong with washington?  
[1:48:39 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: idk, it’s a shitty state with shitty people  
[1:48:40 AM] BitRain: in association with Mountain Jew  
[1:48:40 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: Too many margen67s  
[1:48:41 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: HUE  
[1:48:47 AM] BitRain: \*dew  
[1:48:47 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: wot  
[1:48:52 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: mountain jew  
[1:48:54 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: yes  
[1:48:56 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: thank you  
[1:48:58 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: i can now die happy  
[1:49:10 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: Mountain Jew  
[1:49:11 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: Oh man  
[1:49:32 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: jewrito  
[1:49:42 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: nah  
[1:49:42 AM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: fuck  
[1:49:45 AM | Edited 1:49:55 AM] BitRain: THEy EXIST [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain\_Jews](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews)  
[1:49:50 AM] noah.bratcher50: this chat turned from serious segment talk to jewish mountain dew doritos  
[1:50:01 AM] Margen67: and fuck washington state  
[1:50:03 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: Topl lel

I swear, some comedy gold comes out of this group.

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**Author:** ![execut4ble](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/execut4ble/32/14_2.png) [@execut4ble](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/execut4ble)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/142 "2014-11-11T20:13:54Z")

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[2014.11.10 19:07:30] Elias (Elgu): [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2GELNJIIAA8NKt.jpg:large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2GELNJIIAA8NKt.jpg:large)  
[2014.11.10 19:09:03] .exe: i like how dog is watching her ass  
[2014.11.10 19:09:27] Pierre (λpruno): Well, he learned from matmo  
[2014.11.10 19:09:29] .exe: i bet he learned some tricks from dwahmov  
[2014.11.10 19:09:30] .exe: lmao  
[2014.11.10 19:09:31] Pierre (λpruno): …  
[2014.11.10 19:09:33] Pierre (λpruno): o/  
[2014.11.10 19:09:35] .exe: \o

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**Author:** ![BitRain](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/bitrain/32/208_2.png) [@BitRain](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/BitRain)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/143 "2014-11-24T15:28:45Z")

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Revamped Forums:

[11:11:46 PM] BitRain: [11:07 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien:

\<\<\< [nsfw link] what  
this was in the sidebar  
[11:11:52 PM] BitRain: where did you find this?  
[11:12:05 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: i guess i should probably actually open this now  
[11:12:14 PM] BitRain: it’s explicit  
[11:12:31 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: oh, ew  
[11:12:43 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: it was off to the side that said ‘public pastes’  
[11:13:01 PM] BitRain: ah, I thought it was on the forum  
[11:13:11 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: haha, oh god no  
[11:13:20 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Though, now that I think about it  
[11:13:25 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: We should revamp sourceruns  
[11:13:30 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Turn it into a grade-a porn site  
[11:14:06 PM] BitRain: HL2  
EP1  
EP2  
Portal  
Portal 2  
Porn  
Black Mesa  
[11:15:44 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: Yep. This is happening  
[11:15:52 PM] BitRain: hype

Later…

[11:17:55 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: [http://sourceruns.org/index.php?action=forum](http://sourceruns.org/index.php?action=forum)  
[11:18:06 PM] Jared ‘Centaur1um’ O’Brien: I’ve made a few ‘’‘modifications’‘’ to the forum

[http://sourceruns.org/index.php?board=34.0](http://sourceruns.org/index.php?board=34.0)

 ![](https://forum-content.sourceruns.org/original/2X/8/8467986fdad9ad88e726da919c7b1fab88a72803.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Centaurium](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/centaurium/32/206_2.png) [@Centaurium](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Centaurium)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/144 "2014-11-24T15:38:43Z")

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new and improved

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**Author:** ![Richard](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Richard](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Richard)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/145 "2014-11-24T19:54:32Z")

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I wanna see it 😮

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**Author:** ![Centaurium](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/centaurium/32/206_2.png) [@Centaurium](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Centaurium)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/146 "2014-11-24T21:04:17Z")

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I’ve made it so that you either have to be a runner with the associated forum group, or have 1,000 posts.

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**Author:** ![Frosty](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/f475e1/32.png) [@Frosty](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Frosty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/147 "2014-11-24T21:41:11Z")

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> [@Centaur1um](#):
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> I’ve made it so that you either have to be a runner with the associated forum group, or have 1,000 posts.

Are we allowed to create a spam post thread for the purpose of achieving the latter section?

Also, how does one get in to the associated forum group?

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**Author:** ![Centaurium](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/centaurium/32/206_2.png) [@Centaurium](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Centaurium)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/148 "2014-11-24T23:45:19Z")

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what no

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**Author:** ![OMalley](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/b5a626/32.png) [@OMalley](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/OMalley)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/149 "2014-11-25T02:36:12Z")

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Running Games \> Porn

Yay! Now there’s something I might actually be able to get a speedrun record in! ;D ;D ;D

:’(

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**Author:** ![Centaurium](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/centaurium/32/206_2.png) [@Centaurium](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Centaurium)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/150 "2014-11-25T03:16:18Z")

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okay ew why

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**Author:** ![BitRain](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/bitrain/32/208_2.png) [@BitRain](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/BitRain)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/151 "2014-11-25T09:39:08Z")

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> [@OMalley](#):
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> Running Games \> Porn
> 
> Yay! Now there’s something I might actually be able to get a speedrun record in! ;D ;D ;D
> 
> 😢

O’Malley finishes his “runs” quickly.

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**Author:** ![mike](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@mike](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/mike)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/152 "2014-11-25T19:38:06Z")

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> [@Centaur1um](#):
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> I’ve made it so that you either have to […] or have 1,000 posts.

> [@Centaur1um](#):
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> This forum doesn’t serve for new members with little-to-no desire to participate to build up a post-count on

Oh well, I’ll just pass 😛

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**Author:** ![UnrealCanine](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/u/cc9497/32.png) [@UnrealCanine](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/UnrealCanine)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/153 "2014-11-27T00:54:02Z")

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I’m morbidly curious why the first topic is titled ‘Jared’

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**Author:** ![BitRain](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/bitrain/32/208_2.png) [@BitRain](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/BitRain)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/154 "2014-11-27T01:30:04Z")

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> [@UnrealCanine](#):
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> I’m morbidly curious why the first topic is titled ‘Jared’

Jared = Centaur1um

I didn’t know what to expect when the board was made, were people going to actually post explicit material on it? Because it’s just 1 humorous picture with a mildly suggestive filename at the moment.

Hype is ded ☹

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**Author:** ![Centaurium](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/centaurium/32/206_2.png) [@Centaurium](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Centaurium)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/155 "2014-11-27T01:39:09Z")

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That’s not my name

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**Author:** ![BitRain](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/bitrain/32/208_2.png) [@BitRain](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/BitRain)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/156 "2014-11-27T05:26:26Z")

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Mystery of the centuar1

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**Author:** ![YaLTeR](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/yalter/32/553_2.png) [@YaLTeR](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/YaLTeR)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/157 "2014-11-27T05:45:41Z")

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So why did this turn into a spam topic?

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**Author:** ![Burgmond](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@Burgmond](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Burgmond)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/158 "2014-11-27T06:22:32Z")

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Sorry, had to.

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**Author:** ![BitRain](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/bitrain/32/208_2.png) [@BitRain](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/BitRain)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/159 "2014-12-16T17:51:31Z")

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Sourceruns mansion

[1:01:38 AM] Smedius/D4rw1N: Jared, when are you becoming a millionaire so you can buy a SourceRuns mansion where we all could live together  
…  
[1:01:47 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: soon, don’t worry  
[1:02:00 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: I just got 30 full dollars yesterday from the paypal  
[1:02:10 AM] Smedius/D4rw1N: On your way then  
…  
[1:02:33 AM] .exe: i will sleep in the basement ok  
[1:02:56 AM] .exe: but i wont speedrun or anything i’ll just sleep  
[1:03:05 AM] .exe: I NEED A PLACE TO SLEEP  
[1:03:10 AM] .exe: UFCK  
[1:03:15 AM] Smedius/D4rw1N: You can have the roof  
[1:04:05 AM] Smedius/D4rw1N: But it’s slanted so you’ll fall to the ground a lot when you’re sleeping  
[1:04:27 AM] .exe: I will +use so that shit cannot move me  
[1:05:02 AM] Rama: surf in your sleep  
[1:05:19 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: We’ll give you rope, so you can tie yourself to the roof  
[1:05:26 AM] .exe: can i tie it around my neck  
[1:05:28 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: you can be our official greeter when we have people over  
[1:05:32 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: even better!  
[1:05:40 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: you can fall down to them, and yell welcome  
[1:05:42 AM] .exe: i know rite  
[1:06:17 AM] Rama: “wanna play ag?” and then they leave  
[1:06:19 AM] BitRain: “who’s the guy on the roof jared?” Oh him? he’s just a mod  
[1:06:40 AM] .exe: atleast i can sleep eternally  
[1:06:50 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: well’p, better start looking into mansions, since I need this to happen  
[1:07:01 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: exe will be our mansion’s hood ordiment  
[1:07:09 AM] .exe: there will be a ghost around “boooo, wanna play a geeeeee”  
[1:07:25 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: you only get one fucking role, exe  
…  
[1:08:10 AM] BitRain: [http://www.xpbali.com/property-listings/glass-house-pecatu/](http://www.xpbali.com/property-listings/glass-house-pecatu/)  
[1:08:14 AM] BitRain: perfect  
[1:08:40 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: now someone photoshop exec hanging by his neck from the roof  
[1:08:58 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: oh what the fuck rain  
[1:09:03 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: this roof isn’t even slanted  
[1:09:09 AM] BitRain: oh shit  
[1:09:42 AM] .exe: photoshop the roof too  
[1:10:10 AM] BitRain: slanted enough for ya? [http://www.xpbali.com/property-listings/rv-813-designer-home/](http://www.xpbali.com/property-listings/rv-813-designer-home/)  
[1:11:52 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: this is perfect for exec  
…  
[1:14:50 AM] .exe: [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25190969/RNPvoFp.png](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25190969/RNPvoFp.png) sorry i didnt photoshop the roof  
[1:15:23 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: this has just turned into the best day of my life  
[1:15:24 AM] Rama: z222  
…  
[1:20:29 AM] BitRain: [http://i.imgur.com/nyfU4l5.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/nyfU4l5.jpg)  
[1:20:43 AM] Ivan “YaLTeR” Molodetskikh: lel  
[1:20:57 AM] PJC: nice

chinese food

[1:44:34 AM] Jared ‘Centaur2um’ O’Brien: but i don’t want the fucking chow mein

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**Author:** ![Centaurium](https://b-cdn.sourceruns.org/user_avatar/forums.sourceruns.org/centaurium/32/206_2.png) [@Centaurium](https://forums.sourceruns.org/u/Centaurium)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.sourceruns.org/t/awesome-group-quotes/1664/160 "2014-12-16T22:32:58Z")

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oh my god, that sign  
I imagine when we get our headquarters in the next few years, we’ll have that same exact sign.

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